Monday 21 December 2009

The interwebz has claimed my life.

This could be taken as a serious problem, as i do mainly spend half of my life on the computer, on the xbox playstation wiii, what have you. My laptop is fairly overused, sometimes being used rigorusly for a full 24 hours+, this leading to overheating and breakage of the general componants. So i am calling myself a laptop zombie, rivel of the ipod zombies that are so noturiously on bikes. Unlike our bikeing counterparts we prefer the seculded corners of a room, were i am now!
My internet has been out for the count for three days, and i return to find some messages on my MSN asking me if i was ok. So this is how the world knows how to comunicate with me is through this connection of cables known as the internet. People i have phones!. I swear half of facebook thought i was dead. I hadnt done a status update in overr 5 hours.

Friday 18 December 2009

Germs and Chairs.

Health status = gently recovering.

I think i should have an award. I went into school every single day (except today) this week, even though, in my mind anyway, i have been close to death. I've had a sore throat, a migrane, voice loss, throte death, zombie frogitis, sneezey weezy's, drunk punch head and have coughed for the entire population of africa. Im curruntly working of the population of China. I had reaspons for being school, mock exams and birthdays and the such like. The worst thing though is people, perfectly healthy people, saying "awww are you alright?". Im sat there on a chair in the dark room surrounded by chemical intoxicating my head trying not to throw up. So you just smile nod and wave them back to their work, when you really just wanna yell at them "DO I LOOK ALRIGHT TO YOU?? WHAT ARE YOU A BLIND MONK THATS NEVER BEEN NEAR PEOPLE BEFORE?"
But we are obviously all of a kind and loving nature.
I mean obviously us in school...
Obviously SOME of us...
Obviously im lieing about the nature of people.

Saturday 12 December 2009

Christmas shopping

Today me and my two besties ( Kasha and Rhiannon ) went so called christmas shopping in exeter. Since both if them have blogs as well we are going to have what i like to call a 'blog fest' on this subject.
So, buses, they can be fun. Specialy when your sat at the back at the top of a double decker waving at somebody for like TEN MINUTES before you get their attention. Seriously does nobody look up and diagonaly any more? ( if any of you have seen silent hill the movie you would understand.) Who knew that the shops had so many random ducktastic items?! there were duck pens that quacked when you wrote, duck torches that quacked when you use them, frankenduck, squishy ducks, duck plushies, duck note books... what is with the worlds duck obbsession?
Another weird thing we discoverd in exeter was a midget in a cup outfit! I dont say this in a bad way, this midget was so cool! but still really short. Me and kasha had our photo taken with the cup person so all you mighty people can look at its awesomeness. (pictures coming soon)
Have you ever been on the bus and theres a load of rowdy teenagers say in the back making loads of noise and laughing alot?
Yer, that was probaly us.
And we are not sorry.

Soup for breakfast.

Virul status: Even worse then last night, i blame the hand stabbing doctor.

After going to bed at a random time last night my throat sounds like it belongs to a zombie frog. I mean its seriously croaky and winded, and just to top it of im having soup for breakfast.
Yes i did just say soup. Game soup to be exact as it seems to be the only thing in the world that i can eat without being in pain. Oh and icecream to but its waaaayyyy to cold for that! so soup is my only option.

Who knew choosing what cardigan to wear would be such a hassle!? i only have 5 of them and i pulled them ALL out trying to choose wich one to wear, cant wear the blue one or the pink one or the red one so i went with one of the grey ones, typical. When i was trying to engage my extreamly tired and virus infected brain into deciding which cardigan to wear, i mysteriously fell over. Yes no explenation i just did it. Still trying to figure that out. Anyway my morniing soup is here.

I should have gone for the icecream.

Friday 11 December 2009

Viral

Right i just went to the doctors and said my troat hurts, so she took this as an invitation to basically hand stab my throat. I mean what the hell?! i said it hurts so you STAB ME WITH YOUR HAND? yer great patient care there.
So as it turns out i have a virus attacking my throat. Great. so this is probaly gonna go on for a couple more weeks maybe even on christmas! oh wont that be a joy "here dear have some chocolate" *croaky voice* "no no i cant have any as it hurts to swallow".
I think the worse this about this though is that i cant talk. And i LIKE to talk. Today was not fun, i was whispering and nobody could hear me, so i just gave up in the end.

For the next few weeks i am officialy a soup and icecream addict.