It is far more likely that hary potter will turn you into a pumpkin than a politition will answer a qestion.

Since there is a load of hubbabubba about the general elections that are comeing up i thought i would do a blog about it, so imma start by doing a little section on each canidate.

First off, gordon brown.

Is it me does he either look evil or miserable in every photograph that i can find of him. Gordon brown is the man that is primeminister by default, and should have called this election a while ago. He is really the worst one for not ansering questions, he answers with something compleatly unrelated and if i must say comleatly baffling as to WHY he is saying those things.

Now for david cameron.

His forehead needs to pe powderd! or something! its shiny and disracting! Also his haircut seems to be the same one his father had in the 1950's time to change the style. Today he introduced his civil national service policy that he wants to be instated. This is were all 16 year old should do two months of community service, he then went to say how he loved having the opportunities to vounteer that he had while at school. Well sorry mr eton! we didnt all have those opportunities. Then he goes on i say, to tell us thats why he wants young people to do this, so they can have the oppurtunities to learn skills. This was then eliterated by sir micheal cain saying that he understood were these 'inner city' kids were comeing from and that they would love to have these oppurtunities. Well i dunno bout that because torqouy is a bout as inner city as i get but certainly in the countryside there is no such thing as a out of control youth, because theres too much cool sttuff to keep them ocupied! like mud. My take on his idea is to take trouble children and plonk them in the middle of a devonshire farm in  the middle of nowere with barely any connection and make them work. That should sort them out.

Lastly Nick clegg.
Dear nick, WHO ARE YOU?! i dont think i knew you exsisted since now! and what is up with you poster with the GIANT atom bomb?!  it not like its world war three... and do not get drunk on power now mister.

we all know your not gonna win, the best you can do is back either party so they can win.

Should be fun.