Polititian wanted, no qualifications needed.

To be a polotitan you need no experiance, no qualification related to the job, no nothing really.
You dont even need to be nice to look at. Which i think is kinda mean since w have to look at them ALOT.
I mean there was this sky news bill board advert that said "no one gets closer" it then had a GIANT close up of the top right hand of gordons head. This is NOT a pretty sight! no wonder there were no children in sight, probaly ran away screaming.

So i have come up with a simple few step guide to becoming a politician.
1: Get a MP fired, or wait for one to blunder. This should not take long.
2: Say you want to become a politician. No questions asked.
3: Pay someone to write a great speech for you!. Along the lines of "I have a dream"
4: To connect with the community say your from a run down area and went to a school were nothing was just handed to you. (when really you went to somewere like, oh lets say eton)
5: Get into parliment. And sit in one of those oh some cozy seats were you can make other people pay for your stuff.